May, I Try

Just read an article on NATO meeting in Chicago, they're true rudeass bitches.
I have decided on my basic summer goals, which will of course be abandoned by late June:

• Podcast French
• Become a faster typist
• Find something to look forward to every week
• Get a fantastic, 2-scoops-of-ice-cream kind of ass like you guys had last summer
• Write shit-awful poetry about the Bronx
• Bike the length of Manhattan
• Take the bike to Brooklyn shows and make bike friendz
• Make gazpacho