It's My Birthday!

Lovely Birthday! What to write about??? 

I woke up and ate a bowl of cereal. I walked and picked up an edible arrangement. I came back home and ate part of the arrangement with a side of popcorn while watching a fabulous movie about drag queens and a transvestite traveling in a RV across Australia (Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert), my new favorite movie after Bring It On. Then I got thai food, which was scrumptious! I took Rindy for a walk somewhere during this block of activities.  

Then I was reading Moses, Man of the Mountain (ZORA!), and I started to get a little horny... so I started doing things but then I realized I was in my living room and sheer curtains... So I went upstairs but I lost the mood but those moments on the couch... let's just say I got to base camp 3 out of 5 (base camps to fucking oneself up the butt) without thinking, I was totally into myself and shit, which was exciting and new and I felt good/exciting things are coming my way (well at least in regards to my ass region). I suppose I could thank Justine for this ;) She told me to do what feels good. So unwaspy...

Then mother came home and we took Rindy for a walk and that was good except I was bloated. Then we went home and watched a movie about this girl who goes all PTSD after escaping from a cult in upstate New York. 

So that was my birthday! It twas lovely hearing from you all :) 

I am excited about being 20 and a new decade. 

I am going to do some push-ups and sit-ups because last decade I really worked on my legs but this decade it's all about the arms and the chest. 

Miss you guys! 

It's not even summer yet,

Stuart